Question: How do you tell the difference between:

A New Zealand Police Officer , An Australian Police Officer and An American Police Officer?


To obtain the answer you must pose the following question to the Officer;


'You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children.. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the
knife, and charges.

You are carrying a Glock ....40, and you are an expert shot. You have
mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?'

 

 

NZ POLICE OFFICER'S Answer:

' Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it, am I using it in an
OSH approved fashion?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this
send to society and to my children?

If I raise my gun and he turns and runs away, do I get blamed when he
falls over running away, knocks his head and kills himself?

Will the NZ tax payer foot the bill for his ACC claim if I injure him?

If I shoot him, and lose the court case, does he have the opportunity to sue
me, cost me my job, my credibility and I will lose my family home?

Am I being culturally sensitive to the attacker if I shoot him, will I be
offending his mana if I wound or kill him?

Will I have to defend myself in court as a racist if I shoot him? '


 

 


Australian Officer's Answer:

BANG!

 


American Officer's Answer

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click (changing magazine) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG